NOTE: Turn down your volume, the apocalypse.

This is some vintage footage from a 2012 fireworks show in San Diego in which a computer glitch (likely an artifact from Y2K twelve years earlier) caused the entirety of an 18 minute fireworks show to be ignited in just 25 seconds. It looks like a bomb went off. Does anybody make firework scented cologne? I feel like it’s a smell that really captures my essence. Also: a foot-long chili cheese dog with onions. That’s just my natural musk though, and my girlfriend won’t let me sleep in the bed unless I shower right before, then wake up at 2AM and rinse off again.