My legs -- I think I broke my legs.
Footage Of The Annual Cheese Rolling Contest In The UK

After a two year hiatus due to COVID, this is some footage of the annual Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling in Brockworth, Gloucestershire, UK, in which participants attempt to chase an 8-pound wheel of double Gloucester cheese down a steep, incredibly uneven hill, making sure to get good and injured along the way. Their bodies — bodies definitely weren’t designed to move like that. Back me up, God. “I should have rested on the sixth day instead.” Can’t argue with that.