This is a video from Disney World where a woman tells Gaston that her boyfriend recently broke up with her, and asks him out. His response? Sorry, but he’s looking for the MOST beautiful woman in town. Ouch. I feel like I may need to be treated for third-degree burns

This is some first person helmet-cam footage from a motocross rider who, after successfully navigating his way past rider #69, witnesses another racer land directly on top of another after a jump. Details at 11: At an off-road race track in Orlando, Florida, one of the riders missed a shift

MIT roboticists and Harvard mathematicians have teamed up to solve an age-old problem: how to teach a robot to brush tangled human hair without just ripping it all out and/or killing the person it’s attached to. Per MIT News while I brush my own hair in the mirror and repeatedly

In what is undeniable the lowest budget Fast And Furious movie to date, this is a short video of a shirtless man with a moderate gold chain collection playing with an anti-gravity race car (I’m fairly certain this model available via Amazon for $29) on the ceiling directly above his

In what the hell is wrong with you news, this is a video of competitive eater L.A. Beast setting a new Guinness World Record for further distance walked barefoot on LEGO bricks, with an incredibly painful 3,886.20-meters (12,750-feet, ~2.4148-miles, beating the previous record set by barefoot marathon runner Sonny Molina

This is a short video of a contortionist riding a scooter with his feet somehow behind his back. That does not look comfortable. Or safe. If you crash, both those legs are broken AND you’re gonna need all new teeth. Me? I like my teeth the same way they were