Note: Volume on to feel his pain. This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some SERIOUS spines too. I’ve seen smaller penises at the

This is some home security cam footage of a man returning home from work to discover his dog Bo isn’t waiting for him at the door, which can only mean one thing: Bo peed on the floor somewhere and has gone into hiding. Where did Bo pee? The man quickly

This is a video of a high school teacher reassuring students that faculty wouldn’t ask them to do anything that they wouldn’t do themselves, before taking a hard nosedive into the dirt because the guy that was supposed to be holding her safety line got distracted macking it to another

This is a video of a man tossing another pack of roofing shingles on an already respectable pile when the added weight is just too much for the old deck to withstand, and it collapses, swallowing the man and tiles along with it. So, if you’re ever looking for an

In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.