This is a video of a high school teacher reassuring students that faculty wouldn’t ask them to do anything that they wouldn’t do themselves, before taking a hard nosedive into the dirt because the guy that was supposed to be holding her safety line got distracted macking it to another
In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake
This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the
NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a
This is a cooly shot video of a guy on a snowmobile unknowingly showing us all what happens when your snowmobile belt breaks while in speedy use. SPOILER: A suddens stop and Superman over the handlebars, immediately followed by eating shit. Or snow rather — eating snow. Possibly yellow snow
This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.
Because watching people hurt themselves doing things they shouldn’t be is one of life’s little gifts, this is a short video of a woman attempting to do God-knows-what with a pull-up bar and definitely not doing it, pulling the bar down behind her back and becoming way too familiar with
♬ Because you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you find, you get what you deserve ♬, this is a video of a man trying to break a large limb from a dead tree and Mother Nature exacting her revenge on him. I particularly like