In what is hands down one of the most exciting fireworks displays I’ve ever seen, this is some SimpliSafe home security cam footage of an incident that can only be accurately described as SimpliDangerous. In the video, a mortar firework falls over after being ignited, which then goes off and ignites all the rest of the fireworks stash. I only wish I’d been a neighbor watching this between a crack in my blinds, because that would have been a treat.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees fireworks aren’t for everyone. Or even most people, really.