Because some people like to see a bad idea carried out to completion (I can respect that), this is a video of Colin Furze constructing an ass-mounted flamethrower. Powered by an aerosol can and electric ignitor, the flamethrower is mounted in the rear of his pants so he can produce

Taking the marching band to its logical next level, this is a video of MasterMilo testing the flamethrowing tuba he built out of a tuba (shocking) and chainsaw motor, which shoot a jet of ignited propane as its wielded. That’s cool. The bell of that tuba after shooting flames? That

Because some people are determined to not take the danger of fireworks seriously *hides bandaged hand behind back* this is a video of a 4th of July mishap in which a garage full of fireworks starts a house fire. That is unfortunate for them. One minute you think you’re going

This is a short video demonstration of a pyrotechnic stage rig built by the appropriately named ER Productions for British rock band Bring Me The Horizon. Pfft, go get the horizon yourself, I just got comfortable. The rig has 28 individually controllable nozzles that can shoot flames in pre-programmed sequences.

Because Elon Musk loves firing people, Youtuber Marc Radinovic created a flamethrower security system in the form of an Elon Musk portrait. The system includes facial recognition that lets Marc pass by unscathed, but blasts any unrecognized faces with flames. Yikes. And by yikes I mean I must have one

This is some police dashcam and bodycam footage of a motorcycle/foot pursuit that ends with the suspect engulfed in flames after police taze him and his backpack (carrying a gallon of gasoline) is ignited. The suspect is expected to recover and faces all sorts of felony charges, but probably also

In what is hands down one of the most exciting fireworks displays I’ve ever seen, this is some SimpliSafe home security cam footage of an incident that can only be accurately described as SimpliDangerous. In the video, a mortar firework falls over after being ignited, which then goes off and

Do you have the Halloween spirit? Do you want a Freddy Krueger fire pit to display? Do you have $1,500? If you answered yes to at least the last two questions you’re in luck, because UK-based Etsy shop Burned by Design is selling this Freddy Krueger fire pit. Freddy measures