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Giant Boulder Rolls Through Living Room, Almost Hits Homeowner

This is some home security cam footage from the home of Caroline Sasaki in Palolo Valley, Hawaii, of a massive boulder Koo-Aid Manning its way through the side of her newly remodeled home and across the living room, almost hitting Caroline on its way. Damn! Apparently this was just one of several bouldering incidents in the area, which residents believe have may been caused by a nearby developer carving out part of the mountain above, a claim that developer has denied (presumably while twisting the ends of his handlebar mustache). Well that answers that. It was just an angry lava troll pissed about the gentrification of its ancient volcanic domain.