Jonathan Lawton is a man. A man with a model train, a GoPro, and a cat named Mittens. And what do you get when you combine those four things? “That’s three things.” I was including Jonathan. And the answer is this video. You know, I’ve always wanted a model railway with a town and countryside and the whole nine yards. Except, knowing me, I’d only make it about a yard and a half before I lost interest and the trees didn’t even have any leaves on them yet. *shrug* At least I’m honest with myself now. Anybody need a bottle full of loose ship pieces?

Keep going for the video, which appropriately ends with some cat butt.