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Guy Hitting Golf Ball From Boulder Ends Up Right Back Where He Started

Note: Some appropriate cursing, triple bogie.

This is a video of a golfer attempting to chipochet (that’s chip + ricochet) his way out from right in front of a large boulder and the ball, after a very brief visit back to the course, returns to where it started. That sucks for him. “You don’t understand, I live here now,” I imagine the ball trying to explain to him while he attempts break a club over his knee, requiring immediate medical attention.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees he should have smacked that ball like he was swinging for a home run. That was his problem.