Damn bro save some brownie points for the rest of us.
Guy Makes Girlfriend A Video Game For Her 25th Birthday

Possibly in an effort to make all other boyfriends look bad (but probably just out of love), this is a video of Bryson McBee presenting his girlfriend Meg with the little video game he made her for her 25th birthday. It’s cute. So cute I hope my own girlfriend never sees it. Per Bryson:

meg was pretty anxious about her frontal lobe fully developing this year, so I made her a little video game about

Nothing to worry about, Meg — my frontal lobe still hasn’t fully developed and I turned 25 many moons ago. It’s a work in progress. Imagine a construction crew tasked with building a highway that has zero clue what they’re doing. It’s like that — nothing but roundabouts and dead-ends as far as the eye can see. All the onramps? Straight into oncoming traffic.