These are a couple videos of cakes that look like dogs, which, after the dog’s butt is lit, poop (I love the kid’s artwork on the wall behind you by the way). I’m not certain if the cake (if that’s actually a cake) or the poop is edible though. “Everything

This is a video from the Brookfield Zoo Chicago of Adelaide, a 56-year old Tasmanian short-beaked echidna (aka spiny anteater) celebrating her birthday with a special cake made out of ground mealworms and chicken puree. Yum! I wonder if visitors got a slice, I’ll never say no to cake.

Possibly in an effort to make all other boyfriends look bad (but probably just out of love), this is a video of Bryson McBee presenting his girlfriend Meg with the little video game he made her for her 25th birthday. It’s cute. So cute I hope my own girlfriend never

This a video of an 11-year old who chose Hooters for his celebratory birthday dinner. For the finale, the waitresses sing him the restaurant’s version of the happy birthday song while he stands on a chair, wearing a face mask like a beak and flapping two menus like wings. Good

This is a video of the reveal of a Ninja Turtle cake crafted by Smash A Cake Brisbane & Gold Coast for young Walter’s birthday. The cake, modeled after Raphael’s head from the newer animated series, appears to rise from a ‘sewer’. That’s wild. I remember when I was Walter’s

Today’s my birthday (crazy, it seems to be every year around this time) and I’m old now. How old? I stopped counting in the 700’s, but I’ve certainly passed 800 by now. “You’re not an undead warlock.” There’s no way I’d still be alive if I weren’t, even if I’m

This is a video of two young boys giving their dad a gift he’ll never forget — a surprise bird. Obviously, this was planned by the parents because children aren’t this clever, so really, the father give himself the gift. Not unlike how if I want anything for my birthday,

This is a video of the Jurassic Park themed gravy river made by Instagram user laurenrfenwick for her fiance’s birthday dinner, per his request. The picturesque dinner scene features a flowing river of gravy surrounded by broccoli and asparagus trees and chicken nugget dinosaurs. I usually request a spaghetti dinner