Nuts are overrated anyways.
Guy Makes His Own Rail-Sliding Shoes With Cut Starbucks Cup, Eats It

This is a short video of an extreme sporter demonstrating the new rail sliding shoes he developed (by zip-tying a cut Starbucks cup to the bottom of his sneakers — I wonder if the barista spelled his name right) and eating a Venti sized pile of shit in the process. Ouch. Hopefully he got that coffee iced so he could apply it to his bruises afterwards. Starsliders aren’t for everyone.