Because these are the times we live in, Dan Polydoris of Death By Toys has created a much needed ‘Me Giving Up And Walking Into The Ocean With All Of My Clothes On’ action figure. He also makes ‘My Lying Awake Thinking Of Some Shit I Said 4 Years Ago’, ‘Crying In The Shower’, and ‘Your Cat Ignoring You Because You’re A Piece Of Shit’ action figures as well, in addition to many more. Me? I think I’ll be sticking to my He-Men and Ninja Turtles. I mean toys are supposed to be an escape from my real life, not a crystal clear reflection of it.

Keep going for a shot of each.