Clearly not heeding my advice that Mario needs a complete character redesign (voice especially) like they did Sonic, Nintendo and Illumination just released a full-length trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Admittedly, it looks more promising than I anticipated. Maybe Nintendo is onto something with the whole Mario thing

Presumably rehearsing for their gig at the next Illuminati gala, this is a video of a robbed figure wearing a mask demonstrating their very impressive object manipulation skills with two enormous nipple piercings. Just imagine the size of the boobs on the giant those must have come from! “I don’t

This is a video of some unassuming guy in a Napoleon Dynamite Vote For Pedro t-shirt performing Shaggy’s ‘Angel’ at karaoke (in a traditional in front of the dartboards dive-bar setup) and summoning the spirit of Shaggy himself for the performance. I did not expect that. Also, if there was

This is a video of Youtuber Half-Asleep Chris (I’m Passed-Out Jonathan) building a giant marble maze around his house to feed his cats Ralph and Bella in the morning so they stop meowing at him to get up. The maze carries round gachapon style balls full of cat food along

This is a video of a giant RC version of an English Electric Lightning fighter jet (which at times in the video is hard to believe is a model and not an actual full size aircraft) powered by two jet engines losing its front landing gear upon touchdown and having

Demonstrating a new take on an old classic, this is a short video of my latest circus hire juggling three balls behind his back. Impressive. I particularly liked how he also incorporated his feet into the routine, making it a FULL BODY WORKOUT. Me? I tried learning how to juggle

This is a video of former Japanese professional baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo demonstrating the XTurismo hovercraft prototype built by A.L.I. Technologies in front of thousands of people at the Sapporo Dome in Japan. A.L.I. Technologies hopes to launch the Xturismo commercially in 2025, with the hovercraft reaching speeds up to

From Matt Highton (of Spice Girls/Dune mashup fame) comes this video of the Pokemon cartoon intro recreated using only stock footage he edited together. The result is pretty impressive in a lot of ways, and pretty desperate in a lot of other ways (I’m looking at you, Blastoise). It kind