Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea

This is some POV footage from McDonald’s franchise owner Stephen Patula of him demonstrating how the fast food giant’s popular Crispy Chicken Sandwich is made from start to finish. So, how is a McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Sandwich made? SPOILER: Not like any one I’ve ever ever eaten. I mean he

Because this is the internet and the internet never sleeps, only watches you sleep, this is a 2016 video created by The Tonight Show of scenes from Star Wars movies edited together so the characters sing Smash Mouth’s 1999 banger ‘All Star’. It’s everything you would expect it to be,

It’s summer, and you know what that means — unintentionally cooking your meat in the car. No thank you! So to help prevent overcooked privates, Matty Benedetto of Youtube channel Unnecessary Inventions created the Jewel Cooler, a car A/C port attachment that hoses fresh air straight to your unfresh underwear.

In much less dangerous world record news, this is a video of musician and Youtuber Davie504 playing the world record holder for bass guitar with the most strings, with a respectable 69. Nice number choice. Of course it’s hard to play all of those strings at once, which is a

This is a video of big wave surfer/crazy person Sebastian Steudtner riding the new world record for largest wave ever surfed, with an almost unfathomably 26.21-meter (85.99-foot) behemoth. Could you even imagine? I can’t even imagine. And this is coming from a guy who once bodyboarded a 18-incher in Ocean

In Metal Gear Solid news, this is a video from the fun-loving Finnish couple of Beyond The Press at a factory to see how a 10-ton bevel gear is machined. How are they machined? Very slowly, and it takes about two weeks to finish one gear. For reference, if I

This is a fun little TikTok video of the members of Metallica (they’re hip, they Tok) jamming alongside Eddie Munson’s bat-attracting ‘Master Of Puppets’ performance in Stranger Things season 4. That’s cool. Way cooler than suing me for downloading their songs off Napster in 2000, that’s for sure. @metallica #duet