Real Products That Exist: Split Blanket And Sheet Sets For Couples
Splitz Bedding ‘For Lovers Who Steal Covers’ feature $85 – $210 split sheets and blanket sets so you don’t break up with your significant other because they keep stealing your covers in the middle of the night. They’re split all the way down to the very bottom, where they’re attached.
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How To Properly Open A Stitched Bag Of Charcoal, Cat Litter Or Dog Food
In I did not know that news, this is a video of a man demonstrating how to properly open a bag of charcoal, kitty litter, dog food, or any other bag with a stitched seam top. Honestly, I just assumed you were supposed to rip the bag all to shit
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Happy Hour: A Coat Hook That Pours A Shot When You Get Home
This is a video of ‘Unnecessary Invention’ inventor Matty Benedetto demonstrating his shot-pouring coat hook, which I would argue is, in fact, a very necessary invention. Granted you have to remember to replace the empty airplane bottle with a new one every day, and make sure to return the shot
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Black Sabbath’s ‘Iron Man’ Gets An Orchestral Arrangement
This is a video of Black Sabbath’s inspiration for the comic book character Iron Man (don’t quote me on that) getting an orchestral arrangement courtesy of musician Micky Tejada and Epic Symphonic Rock. Just like the stuff my aunt makes after the summer berry harvest, it’s a pretty tasty jam.
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Venom Toby Macguire Edited Into Revenge Of The Sith
Because the internet never stops churning, this is a video of ‘Bully Macguire’ (aka Toby Macguire’s Spider-Man after he’s been combined with Venom) from Spider-Man 3 edited into the Obi-Wan battle scene from Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith. Unlike my car when I really need it
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Pool Shark’s Valentine’s Day Inspired Heart Shaped Trick Shots
Because Valentine’s Day is right around the corner (THIS SUNDAY, CONSIDER THIS A HEADS UP AND GET SOME FLOWERS) and love is in the air, these are two videos of a pool player’s Valentine’s Day inspired trick shots, both completing a heart shape of balls on the table. And speaking
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Freaky Deaky Frog Leg Ladies Boots
These are the Very Slimey Feet boots crafted by Florence, Italy based clothing label AVAVAV. They look like frog legs and retail for $900, but they only made three pairs and they all sold out immediately because some people still appreciate high fashion when they see it/are into freaky bedroom
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Pelican With Eyes Bigger Than Its Stomach Tries And Fails To Eat A Whole Capybara
This is a video from Chiba, Japan’s Ichihara Elephant Kingdom of a comical looking overambitious seagull repeatedly trying to eat an entire capybara. Talk about having eyes bigger than your stomach! I actually knew a kid in high school that really did have eyes bigger than his stomach. Took up
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