These are the Very Slimey Feet boots crafted by Florence, Italy based clothing label AVAVAV. They look like frog legs and retail for $900, but they only made three pairs and they all sold out immediately because some people still appreciate high fashion when they see it/are into freaky bedroom things. When reached for comment about the boots, Kermit had a boner and I had to use a stick to knock him off his log back into the pond so I didn’t have to look at him. “I thought he was into pigs.” Ha — if it can be found in pen, pond or pasture, he’s into it.
Thanks to Luc, who agrees there’s officially a such thing as boots that are too sexy now.