Jesus take the wheel.
Freaky Deaky Frog Leg Ladies Boots

These are the Very Slimey Feet boots crafted by Florence, Italy based clothing label AVAVAV. They look like frog legs and retail for $900, but they only made three pairs and they all sold out immediately because some people still appreciate high fashion when they see it/are into freaky bedroom things. When reached for comment about the boots, Kermit had a boner and I had to use a stick to knock him off his log back into the pond so I didn’t have to look at him. “I thought he was into pigs.” Ha — if it can be found in pen, pond or pasture, he’s into it.

Thanks to Luc, who agrees there’s officially a such thing as boots that are too sexy now.

All comments.

  1. James Mcelroy

    GW’s, i mean BIS’s commentary reminded me of a joke.
    Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?

      1. James Mcelroy

        something, something, look it up on google.

  2. James Mcelroy

    those must be so fun to walk in, like swim flippers, but with high heels. I don’t know why this isn’t the norm yet.

    1. SmokeThatSkinWagon

      Not to mention sexy! ♫ Come an sit on my log, you little polliwog ♫

      1. Ivanna Pewpalott

        I find you absolutely ribbiting!