This is a short timelapse of a cat exploring the Cat Ark, a cardboard cat fort shaped like a dragon ‘with pull out stepping shelves, ramps, windows and teeth.’ How awesome would that look in my living room? “Forget about it.” Honey! Think about how much more the cats will love me. Do I not deserve their extra love? “Not as much as I deserve a cardboard cat fort-free living room.” I’m starting to think that compatibility test we took was a lie. “Excuse me?” I said can I get you anything from the kitchen?