This is a look at The Child (baby Yoda) LEGO set available for preorder now from LEGO (shipping October 31st). The $80 set includes 1,073 pieces, stands about eight inches tall if you assemble it correctly, has rotating head and hands and posable ears, but is still kinda lacking the cute, cuddly factor of its inspiration. It’s like asking for a specific Beanie Baby for Christmas but Santa bringing you a cinderblock instead. Sure you learn to love the cinderblock and even share your first kiss with it, but…haha, what the hell am I talking about? “He still has it under the bed.” Honey! “What?” I told you it’s there to protect the cats in case the bed collapses.