Proving that pretty much anybody would make a just as good if not better version of Mario than Chris Pratt, this is a video of impressionist Brock Baker (fingers crossed friends call him BB) imagining a bunch of other actors delivering the “It’s a me, Mario!” line. Selections include Nicholas Cage, Seth Rogan, Jason Statham, Goofy, Tony Soprano, Dr. Zoidberg, Tigger, and, okay, maybe he went off the rails there a bit. My point is this: Nintendo should have asked Chef Boyardee to do the voice. Nobody knows Italian like that guy. His canned spaghetti and meatballs? WAHOO!