Note: Watch your volume, jet engine.

Because some people have all the fun, Robert “Crazy Rocketman” Maddox is back at it, this time as his seafaring alter-ego Crazy Pirate Captain Bob as he pilots a pulsejet powered dinghy. It’s glorious. Could you imagine if you went back in time to the golden age of piracy and terrorized the Caribbean in this thing? Why you would do that when you could go to any other time and do anything else is beyond me, but– “Pirate gold.” I’ll start warming the flux capacitor.