This is a rather terrifying video of “Outback Wrangler” Matt Wright feeding Gordo, a massive Australian saltwater crocodile that appears out of the water and moves on the piece of meat Matt is holding like he’s trying to win a race. That…is one of the last things I would want to see coming at me. And if it was, it would probably be the last thing I ever saw, because I’d just be standing there peeing myself like the first day of kindergarten all over again.
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Thanks to JustA, who agrees either one of us could move even faster for a piece of Edward’s Chocolate Cream Pie.