Worst lazy river ever.
Kayaking Down A 60-Foot Arctic Waterfall

In I don’t ever want to be that cold news, this is a video of Red Bull kayaker Aniol Serrasolses dropping down a 60-foot glacial waterfall in the Arctic Circle near Svalbard, Norway. It takes Aniol over seven hours of hiking to get into position for the 2 second ride down. For reference, if that was a line at an amusement park I would NOT be riding that coaster. “I’ll just have another funnel cake instead,” I imagine telling myself while wiping some of the vomit from the previous funnel cake off my shirt.