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Kid Takes Ultra-Slow Ride Down Ramp He Mistook For A Slide At Playground

This is a video from journalist Kelly Bauer, who took her nephew to a playground where he rode a ramp (part of an obstacle course) he mistook for a slide (hey, everything is a slide if it has an angle less than 180-degrees and you brought enough Crisco). And he gets an action-packed 30-second ride out the the thing too, before exiting with a “Yay!” Man…if he thought that was exciting his parents could save a small fortune by taking him to a drive-through car wash and telling him they just went to Disneyland.