This is a video from journalist Kelly Bauer, who took her nephew to a playground where he rode a ramp (part of an obstacle course) he mistook for a slide (hey, everything is a slide if it has an angle less than 180-degrees and you brought enough Crisco). And he gets an action-packed 30-second ride out the the thing too, before exiting with a “Yay!” Man…if he thought that was exciting his parents could save a small fortune by taking him to a drive-through car wash and telling him they just went to Disneyland.
We're at an obstacle course. Nephew thought this was a slide.
The "yay!" after a painfully slow, *30-second* slide killed me. pic.twitter.com/DSNqPYbrw1
— Kelly Bauer (@BauerJournalism) July 18, 2021