Organized by the Anaheim Elementary School District in California, this is a video of the Guinness World Record-breaking game of red light, green light played by 1,423 students at Yorba Park in Anaheim. That’s great. Unfortunately, the wholesome nature of red light, green light has been forever tarnished by Squid

Your children: they’re for embarrassing in front of their friends. Plus doing the chores you don’t want to do for a very meager allowance. Or no allowance at all. This is a video of father Matt (not a priest) and a group of his dad pals performing Alice Cooper’s ‘School’s

This is a video of famed multi-language speaker (polyglot) Xiaomanyc discussing the important of learning different languages to a group of high school students, using their own Generation Alpha vernacular to connect with them (but mostly be laughed at). Thank goodness for the subtitles, because I did not understand what

In dreams really do come true news, this is a video of Max Miller of Tasting History making a late 80’s/early 90’s rectangular school pizza using the official recipe from the 1988 US Department of Agriculture’s ‘Quantity Recipes for School Food Service’. In his own words: “Tastes just like it.”

Note: Lots of appropriate cursing, baby with a knife. This is a video of a mother giving her baby a fake plastic knife to go terrorize other family members in its wheeled baby walker. They all respond about how you’d expect — with an expletive and immediately disarming the tyke.

This a video of an 11-year old who chose Hooters for his celebratory birthday dinner. For the finale, the waitresses sing him the restaurant’s version of the happy birthday song while he stands on a chair, wearing a face mask like a beak and flapping two menus like wings. Good

This is a video of father Justin Flom making a Halloween costume for his daughter that makes it look like she’s carrying her own head on a platter. The effect is great, and it doesn’t appear the costume requires that much work provided you have all the necessary parts. You

This is a video of the reveal of a Ninja Turtle cake crafted by Smash A Cake Brisbane & Gold Coast for young Walter’s birthday. The cake, modeled after Raphael’s head from the newer animated series, appears to rise from a ‘sewer’. That’s wild. I remember when I was Walter’s