Presumably tipped off that my grandma always sends my Christmas money early, LEGO has just announced its largest and most expensive set to date: the Star Wars Death Star. The set contains 9,023 pieces (including 33 minifigs), and measures 32″ wide, 28″ tall, and 11″ deep. It will release October 4th and features a cross section of everyone’s favorite non-moon to recreate scenes from Return Of The Jedi, my favorite of which is the trash compactor scene.Per Han Solo, “One thing’s for sure. We’re all gonna be a lot thinner!” Haha, my old doctor says I should be thinner too. Dude’s got a belly like Santa Claus! I told him maybe he should lead by example and that’s when he referred me to a doctor for troublesome patients, who turned out to be a vet. I’ve been happy with him for years now.