Because dreams do occasionally come true (usually just the nightmares though), Icy Hot is holding a raffle to win limited edition roller bottles of Icy Hot with a Shaq head topper that talks while you’re rolling the pain away. Quotes include:

“It’s a bad day to be pain.”
“Ice works fast. Heat makes it last.”
“All aboard the relief train!”
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
“Hehehe, that tickles.”
“SHOW ME YOUR MUSCLES!”
“Be careful, I’m a collector’s item.”

This is even better than a bobble head giveaway at a baseball game! I must have one, I have tons of pain. Now if you don’t mind *passing roller* can you reach my soul for me?

Thanks to Allyson, who agrees once you run out of Icy Hot you can refill it with pancake syrup and roll your way to deliciousness on Saturday mornings.