This is some home security cam footage of an uncle trimming the front walkway when his grown nephew comes over to hand him some gloves, and he accidentally thanks him with a string trimmer whip to the thigh. Ouch. And trust me, as someone who cuts his entire lawn by

This is some home security cam footage of a woman opening the top door of her fridge, then digging around in the bottom freezer portion before standing up and hitting her head on the top door. God, I can relate — if I had a nickel for every time I’ve

This is a video of a man on a knee scooter following minor foot surgery trying to make a turn around the rear of a vehicle at high speed (possibly a drifting attempt), and taking a spill in the driveway. I wish I was this dude’s neighbor, I would have

This is a video from the fun-loving duo behind the Hydraulic Press Channel reproducing some of the shrapnel they’ve created crushing things in a hydraulic press, and seeing how a ballistics gel human face would fare against those flying pieces. SPOILER: Not well at all, and if that head belonged

In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.

This is a short compilation video from Norwegian TikTok user fisherbenny (aka Benjamin Bakke) showing off some of his biggest wipeouts while trying to navigate a boat that I can only assume has just been seized by a Kraken. Those look like they hurt. And for what? All so we