This is a video of flutist Paul Harvey harnessing his inner Pippin and performing the Lord Of The Rings theme inside a mile-long tunnel in Wisconsin (part of the Elroy-Sparta State Trail). Or maybe it’s the entrance to the great dwarf city of Khazad-dûm, you never know. BEHIND YOU — THE BALROG! Haha, I’m just playing. Seriously though, where the Dwarf-women at?