Sold by Etsy shop ObjectWorks for $57, this is a 13.8″ headphone stand in the form of Sauron’s helmet, printed from plant-based plastic. Available in black or grey, it makes the perfect addition to your Hobbit Hole themed gaming room. Or a messy nightstand (perfect for late night impalements). Can

Unrelenting in its efforts to dig to the very bottom of my murse, LEGO is releasing a Lord of The Rings: The Shire build set. The set will cost $270 *spit-takes Miruvor* when it’s released April 5th and contains 2,017 pieces, including nine minifigs and a very tiny One Ring.

Dropping June 4th, the LEGO Lord of the Rings: Barad-dûr build set contains 5,471 pieces, which, if assembled correctly according to the instructions, result in a 35.2″ tall recreation of Sauron’s dark fortress, complete with Eye Of Sauron on top. If not assembled correctly, you may end up with a

Remember that Star Wars trailer created in the style of a Wes Anderson movie? How could you forget, it was just last week. Sure it probably entered your brain, bounced around like a pinball for a bit, then drained right down the middle before the day was through, but now

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops trying to fill itself like a toilet with a leaky flapper, this is a video reimagining the orcs in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers speaking in normal human voices. I found it even scarier than the original.

This is a video of flutist Paul Harvey harnessing his inner Pippin and performing the Lord Of The Rings theme inside a mile-long tunnel in Wisconsin (part of the Elroy-Sparta State Trail). Or maybe it’s the entrance to the great dwarf city of Khazad-dûm, you never know. BEHIND YOU —

Seen here definitely looking the part, this is a video highlighting Italian pastry chef Nicolas Gentile, who is actively fulfilling his dream of living a Hobbit lifestyle in his hometown of Abruzzo, east of Rome. Nicolas is currently in the process of building his own Shire, complete with Hobbit holes

This is a video of Merry and Pippin actors Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd testing Lord Of The Rings superfan Stephen Colbert’s knowledge on the subject, with special guest Peter Jackson even making an appearance to ask a question. There’s no denying Stephen’s fandom, and he wins a special prize