I'll get you, giant mouse tails!
Making A Cat Toy Out Of A Ceiling Fan And Toilet Paper

Because there’s no telling what sort of thoughts exist inside a cat’s head besides death and destruction, this is a video of a woman making a giant cat toy by attaching strips of toilet paper to a ceiling fan to see how her cat friend will react. The cat repeatedly leaps for the strips in truly spectacular fashion. I only wish my girlfriend would have told me she was going to make the same thing before she did BECAUSE NOW THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM. I’m going to wait until she reads this and brings me some. She never reads what I write though, so I’m probably going to die here on the toilet. Can’t say I didn’t expect it.