Water sports: hands down the wettest of all sports. This is a video of a guy making a little wave ramp for himself with his jet-ski, then casually performing a low-speed double backflip after launching off of it. Damn, if I were a mermaid I would definitely be throwing my shell bra at this dude right now. I’m not a mermaid though, I’m a merman, so he’ll have to settle for the seaweed boxers I’ve been wearing for like eight high tides. *pretending to answer clam phone* Call me, bro.

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