Because some people still believe in the respectable pursuit of knowledge gained from performing well-crafted scientific experiments, this is a video of a man in a laundry basket wearing a children’s safety helmet testing the 1MPH – 9MPH speed settings on his treadmill. Honestly, I think 7MPH looked the funnest. And why did he stop wearing the safety helmet after 5MPH? That’s when you need it the most! That’s like not wearing your seatbelt on the highway because you accidentally backed into your garage door once not wearing it and didn’t die.
— sarah fraher (@sarahjanefra) July 2, 2020