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Man Riding Inflatable Orca Surfs Over Other Swimmers In Wave Pool

This is a short clip from China where a man riding an inflatable killer whale sails over the heads of all the other people in a wave pool when the first big wave comes. That looks like a good time. Only for the guy riding the orca though, for everyone else that only looks like a so-so time and a nose full of water, and potentially much worse if there are any kiddy turds bobbing around in that pool. Still, Marvel’s Aquaman 2 does look pretty promising so far.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees lazy rivers are really where it’s at. ‘It’ being me with a cocktail in a shatterproof tumbler.