This is a short video from Prata, Brazil of a man helping stock a pond with fish when he opens the fish door, slips in the deluge of water, and ends up in the drink himself. Admittedly, I was half hoping he would emerge from the water with a fish in his mouth like Gollum, but that hope, like so many of my others, was quickly dashed. Still — workplace hazards, am I right? Thankfully I work from home now. Hey honey — how long has it been since our last workplace accident? “You stapled your penis to a tax form last Friday.” Okay so not that long. Pants and underwear — that’s the real lesson here.