This is a video of a peach rumped monkey (not official name) attempting to use a smartphone that was dropped into the monkey pit at the San Diego Zoo. Hello, Rescue Rangers? Get me out of here! Just kidding, it was probably trying to order some hair-growth serum off Amazon for that ass. Or maybe it just wants to watch two hours of TikTok every night before bed like someone I know. I’m talking about my girlfriend. That said, if this monkey can spend hours at a time sitting on the toilet staring at that thing I think we can confidently announce we’ve found the missing link.