This is a video of a peach rumped monkey (not official name) attempting to use a smartphone that was dropped into the monkey pit at the San Diego Zoo. Hello, Rescue Rangers? Get me out of here! Just kidding, it was probably trying to order some hair-growth serum off Amazon

This is some dashcam footage from a car that pulls over onto the curb at an intersection to make room for an ambulance approaching from behind, which proceeds to pass and drive through the intersection, neatly depositing a gurney in the middle on its way across. Thankfully, there was not

Because rocket science isn’t for everyone, this is a video of a man attempting to take a photo from a plane by opening a small window for a clearer view and getting the camera sucked out of his hands into the wild blue yonder. I don’t know, next time maybe

This is a short video of a man accepting his new car delivery from Carvana when the vehicle rolls off the back of the trailer because the car was in neutral. The guy filming even jokes the car is going to fall off of the trailer just prior to it

Note: Make sure the video volume is on. This guy — TikTok user amandaf4338’s husband, who asks his daughter to hold the door open for him while he attempts to bring in all the food in one trip, and proceeds to drop a full drink right in her face, then

This is a video of two men attempting to hoist a new air conditioner to the roof after tying ropes to the box’s packing straps, when one of the straps breaks and causes a cliffhanger moment. Unfortunately for them, the box just can’t hold on any longer, and slips out

This is a video of a pickup truck dropping its unsecured furniture payload on the highway at a high rate of speed, requiring the car behind it to initiate evasive maneuvers to avoid hitting it. For the record, this is exactly what I imagine happening any time I see a

This is a video of the fun-loving Australians of Youtube channel How Ridiculous dropping 100,000 bouncy balls from the top of an arena (previously: dropping 100,000 ping pong balls). I’m not going to lie, it was significantly more underwhelming than I anticipated. Half the balls didn’t even seem to bounce.