The internet: that’s where we are in case you forgot. It’s like your and my secret little meeting place. See — I even carved our initials into this boner pill ad. I’ve tried them, they work. This is a punk cover of the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse theme song (originally performed by Cyndi Lauper but credited to her pseudonym Ellen Shaw) by Chicago-based punk band Kobanes. They actually did a surprisingly good job making the transformation into a punk song. My transformation from ugly caterpillar into beautiful butterfly? It’s taking longer than anticipated, and I have the sneaking suspicion Mother Nature is going to pull a fast one and I’ll be reborn a lame-ass moth at a bonfire party.

Keep going for the cover, as well as the original for reference.

Thanks to Matt, who still addressed me as GW because old habits die hard.