What orgy did you just come from?
Performer Demonstrates Impressive Object Manipulation Skills

Presumably rehearsing for their gig at the next Illuminati gala, this is a video of a robbed figure wearing a mask demonstrating their very impressive object manipulation skills with two enormous nipple piercings. Just imagine the size of the boobs on the giant those must have come from! “I don’t know, they look more like penis piercings to me.” Zoinks!