Note: Loud bang, like my neighbors when I’m trying to fall asleep.

This is some backyard home security camera footage of a pool filter exploding and launching its top when a man turn turns it on (hey you sexy filter, you), sending the piece skyward before it lands in the pool. Thank goodness he wasn’t standing directly over it when he turned it on, otherwise he’d probably be waving to us from the moon right now. “Send a rocket!” I imagine him yelling while trying to spell out HELP in blocks of moon cheese.