This is a short video from Scott Haraguchi, who was fishing from his kayak (which appears to outfitted with an E.T. intergalactic telephone) “about a mile off the southern coast of the Hawaiian island of Oahu” when a large tiger shark tried to take a bite out of his vessel. Scott believes the shark mistook his kayak for a wounded seal and an easy meal. Note to self: never, under any circumstances, even remotely resemble a wounded seal while in the ocean. I don’t care if you’re just dipping your toes in at the beach, pretend you’re a megalodon.

Thanks to JustA, who’s not convinced this isn’t just some clever marketing for the upcoming live action Little Mermaid movie.