No but seriously what were you making?
Potter Recovers From Sexy Mishap On Potter’s Wheel

In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down to a much more manageable chode size. Happy endings.