And possibly didn’t need to see. Personally, I’m into it. The only thing that bothered me is Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael have their belts mixed up. I mean it makes sense Donatello got his right since he’s the brains of the operation, he could have straightened his brothers out though.

This is a video of a pet sulcata tortoise named Seamus (aka the Bulldozer and The Crazy Dinosaur on TikTok) vigorously humping a basketball when he decides to bring his new girlfriend inside to meet the family and attempts to come through the dog door. Meanwhile, the family’s actual dog

This is a short but perfect synopsis of the internet in the form of an Iron Man transforming helmet cosplay. How people even come up with stuff like this I will never know, but I suspect it involves having a brain with 4x the imaginative processing power of an average

This is a short video from the US Open of a man returning to his seat with cocktails and trying to hand one to his wife when a man in the row behind them beats him to the punch, depositing a drink in her hand before he can. I wonder

PROTIP: Do not listen to at work if you like your current job. If you’re looking for a career change, go full volume. This is a video from a Renaissance Faire unlike any I’ve ever been to of a beer wench pouring a cold one down some poor peasant’s throat

Nature: it never ceases to amaze. This is a clip from the BBC’s ‘Life Story’ narrated by David Attenborough featuring the courtship practices of a flame bowerbird in Papua, New Guinea. Wow, it looks like a phoenix that’s risen from the ashes! How could you not be impressed? After first

This is a video from a Linlee Hand-Made Lemon Tea shop in China (I’m fairly certain — not Japan like the text on the video says) of a stuffed animal Pepe the Frog (used by protestors as a resistance symbol during the 2019 – 2020 Hong Kong protests, completely unrelated

In words I never thought I’d type news, this is a video of a robotic spy mudskipper infiltrating the mating ritual of the amphibious fish to catch the action up close and personal. Ahooga! The ritual begins with some flag (fin) raising displays, proceeds to a jumping (flopping) contest, and