Crafted by the very talented artists at NL Studio, this 1/4 scale Thanos Resin Model features a g-string clad Thanos performing a sort of downward dog (actually the Jack-O pose from Guilty Gear) while casting a come-hither glance at the viewer. Did I mention his Infinity Gauntlet lights up? I

In mature news, a giant Moana faux topiary recently unveiled at Disney’s EPCOT theme park in Florida looks like it has a wiener (pic pulled directly from their Instagram so you know it wasn’t edited). The topiary, part of the upcoming Moana Journey Of Water attraction being built at the

Because under the sea is the place to be if you’re freaky deaky, this is a video of photographer and Andrea Humphreys getting hugged and kissed by a giant Pacific octopus while exploring the Campbell River in Vancouver, British Columbia. In her own words, which yes, do involve suckers on

This is a video of a headless statue in a graveyard that, from the right angle, appears to be a penis WITH a head. How about that! Schrödinger’s wiener. My dad sent me this by the way — clearly the man knows quality content when he sees it. Now you

Seen here wearing UGGs to the gym, these are two TikTok videos from hunk Samuel Stratis of women accidentally squatting right onto his face while he’s working out. At first I assumed they’d just be staged, but I don’t think they are. You know — maybe I should start hitting

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a

This is a video of a sign language interpreter giving the interpretation of a lifetime during a performance of Megan Thee Stallion’s very NSFW ‘WAP’ at Lollapalooza. Now I didn’t watch the video with the sound on, but I didn’t need to, those signs made it perfectly clear what was