Cold shower and a coffee, Jeff, get it together!
Slowed Down Jeff Goldblum Commercials Make Him Sound Drunk

These are a series of commercials for Apple and Paypal featuring Jeff Goldblum that have been slowed down, and make him sound drunk. Does this work for everybody in all commercials? I’m not sure, but it did work with Flo from those Progressive commercials, because I just tried it. I feel like a whole can of worms has just been opened, and you know what that means. “Time to go fishing!” Exactly, grab your rod and meet me by the pond. Also, how do we know these commercials weren’t actually filmed when Jeff was drunk, then sped up? Food for thought. Probably a freezer-burnt TV dinner.