You need to go back to Trickery 101 bro.
Soccer Player’s Penalty Kick Frozen Statue Routine Fails Miserably

This is a video of Portuguese CD Feirense soccer player Jardel Silva trying to psyche out the goalie with a frozen statue routine that fails to do the job. Of all the silly penalty kick shenanigans I’ve seen, this has to be one of the worst. I’m surprised he didn’t do a fake countdown or yell, “Get ready, I’m about to kick it!” as well. Because this guy clearly knows all the tricks in the book. That book being ‘How To Lose, and Look Foolish Doing It’, just to be clear.