I'll just take my last paycheck and be on my way.
Womp Womp: Valet Crashes $3.5-Million Ferrari Into Parked Motorcycles

Note: Some appropriate cursing from the car’s owner.

Because driving exotic cars isn’t for everyone, this is a video of some poor valet bastard in Monaco crashing a ~$3.5-million LaFerrari (limited to 499 cars total) almost immediately after being handed the keys. “I thought you said crash it into the motorbikes!” I imagine him yelling at the owner. That is unfortunate. For both him and the owner. But I know the question on everybody’s mind is how did it make me feel? To be perfectly honest, I’m not sure I’ve had the time to properly process it.