Please don't eat me please don't eat me please don't eat me.
Swimming With A 20-Foot Long, 8-Foot Wide Great White Shark

In oh hell no news, this is a video of conservationist and freediver Ocean Ramsey casually swimming alongside a 20-foot long, 8-foot wide great white (possibly Deep Blue) off the coast of Oahu, Hawaii. She even holds hands/fins with it at one point. That is very brave. Still, I think it goes without saying this video was just one chum bucket away from becoming Jaws 5: Fill The Oceans With Concrete.