In news that just made my own penis want to pack up its balls and move south, Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen unit during the Beijing Winter Olympics men’s 50k cross-country event, which had already been reduced to 30k due to extreme temperatures and high winds. Apparently this

Because bridge weight limits, much like speed limits, are merely suggestions that you can choose to ignore based on your own misguided driving prowess, this is a video of a tour bus driver pushing a one lane, 10-ton maximum bridge in Beaver, Arkansas to its limit as it crosses a

For those of you wondering what some of my worst nightmares look like, this is a video of professional spelunker and TikTok user stickfigureboy99 contorting his body into the incredibly tiny entrance to a cave. I’m sorry, but if that’s the only way to access a cave, I feel like

This is a video of Yakutsk, Russia resident Kiun B performing six experiments to demonstrate just how ungodly cold it is there. Yakutsk is known for recording the lowest temperature outside of Antarctica, at -64.4°C (-83.9°F). For reference, that’s even colder than the coldest witch’s tits, but not something I’d

In I just crossed skydiving off my bucket list without ever going news, this is a video from Mossel Bay, South Africa of a skydiving plane stalling and free falling during the jump. Some detailed information about the incident while I piss my own pants for everyone involved: The Beechcraft

In oh hell no news, this is a video of conservationist and freediver Ocean Ramsey casually swimming alongside a 20-foot long, 8-foot wide great white (possibly Deep Blue) off the coast of Oahu, Hawaii. She even holds hands/fins with it at one point. That is very brave. Still, I think

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

As if I needed another reason not to go parasailing (I didn’t), this is a poor quality video from Aqaba, Jordan on the Red Sea of a man getting a piece of his foot bitten off by a shark while waiting for takeoff. According to reports he suffered “several torn