Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from
This is a short video of Amazon customer and humorist Scott Bragg providing proof that he never received a delivery from Amazon by highlighting the empty spot on the porch where his package should have been. But how did you know the driver would leave it right there, Scott? MAYBE
This is some home security cam footage of a young German Shepherd taking an Amazon package and playing with it like a toy while the delivery driver tries and fails to capture a photo as proof of delivery. Honestly, I feel like a wide shot of the dog in the
Randimals are 15″ stuffed animals that feature the likenesses of two different animals combined. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), they’re available in a number of combinations, including Hork (horse + shark), Zangaroo (zebra + kangaroo), and B-Rex (bee + t-rex). The combinations are limitless! Just kidding, they only produce the
Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no
You know what the biggest problem with cat litter boxes is? They don’t look like enough like spaceships. Well here to remedy that situation is the Spaceship Cat Litter Box with Lid from WCOLAS (Amazon link). It’s a covered cat litter box that looks like a UFO. You know, I’ve
Note: Volume on to feel his pain. This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some SERIOUS spines too. I’ve seen smaller penises at the
This is a shot of a an Optimus telecommunications box truck parked behind an Amazon Prime delivery van, combining their powers Voltron-style to form the baddest ass truck of all time — OPTIMUS PRIME. You like how I made that Voltron-Transformers crossover right there? Total pro style. That’s why I