This is some home security cam footage of a young German Shepherd taking an Amazon package and playing with it like a toy while the delivery driver tries and fails to capture a photo as proof of delivery. Honestly, I feel like a wide shot of the dog in the

Randimals are 15″ stuffed animals that feature the likenesses of two different animals combined. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), they’re available in a number of combinations, including Hork (horse + shark), Zangaroo (zebra + kangaroo), and B-Rex (bee + t-rex). The combinations are limitless! Just kidding, they only produce the

Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no

You know what the biggest problem with cat litter boxes is? They don’t look like enough like spaceships. Well here to remedy that situation is the Spaceship Cat Litter Box with Lid from WCOLAS (Amazon link). It’s a covered cat litter box that looks like a UFO. You know, I’ve

Note: Volume on to feel his pain. This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some SERIOUS spines too. I’ve seen smaller penises at the

This is a shot of a an Optimus telecommunications box truck parked behind an Amazon Prime delivery van, combining their powers Voltron-style to form the baddest ass truck of all time — OPTIMUS PRIME. You like how I made that Voltron-Transformers crossover right there? Total pro style. That’s why I

Because you needed to clean out the gutters anyways, this is a doorbell cam video of an Amazon delivery driver accidentally tossing a package on a home’s roof while swatting at a flying insect (in my mind a hornet). He then texted the customer through Amazon to apologize and ask

This is a shot of very dapper 4-year old Noah Bryant eating one of the 918 SpongeBob popsicles he accidentally ordered using his mother Jennifer’s Amazon account. Noah managed to order 54 cases of the fruit punch and cotton candy (with gumball eyeball) flavored treats, totaling $2,618.85. That’s $2.85 a