Hey, Kermit -- are you asleep?
Frog Sleep Mask With Adjustable Eyes Is A Real Product That Exists

Because there’s nothing quite like waking up next to a frog in your bed, Shinywear is selling this frog sleep mask with adjustable eyes. Available on Amazon, the mask features a one-size-fits-most elastic band and eyelids that can be adjusted to your current mood (not feeling like wearing a frog sleep mask excluded). Each eye can be individually opened, closed, or anywhere in-between. Now, are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Does it involve sexy role playing the frog prince fairy tale?” When does it not?! You can be the lily pad.